I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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