At least make sure they are 18
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After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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