When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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