You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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