I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
It was confusing and full of hummus
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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