Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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