Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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