to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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