My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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