better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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