they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
The Olympian is in my bed
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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