I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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