i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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