ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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