isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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