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How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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