TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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