I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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