you would pick up someone in the library
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
