Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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