PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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