Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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