I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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