Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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