So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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