Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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