..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Everything about him screamed your future.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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