I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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