I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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