you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
