Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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