So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
i think i just lost a toe
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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