I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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