i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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