I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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