So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You pole danced in your parka.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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