Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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