so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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