and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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