My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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