Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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