This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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