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(405): View more from Oklahoma

sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

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(801): View more from Utah

As long as you're not dating white guys again.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"

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(226): View more from Ontario

I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.

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(785): View more from Kansas

We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.

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(360): View more from Washington

Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.

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