I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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