FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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