I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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