He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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