Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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