**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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