i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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