I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I want you more than these girls want KFC
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
