just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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