i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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